Thursday, January 15, 2009

Trailer - Miss March



What an auspicious start. If you've watched the trailer, you probably fall into one of two catergories. The first is the 'duh...did you see that bit when the girl fell out the window? That was fun-nee.' This category is populated predominately by the uneducated and the mentally ill. The second catergory is filled with people who right now are feeling a strange sensation in there chests as the small amount of faith in humanity they had left evaporates. I, personally, am part of the latter.

A few thoughts:

1) Even if you think this looks good (may god have mercy on your sole) there's no need to see it because the trailer shows you everything that happens in the movie.

2) The story looks like a carbon copy of Eurotrip, Sex Drive and every other teen comedy known to man.

3) Standing with your eyes and mouth wide open does not make you a decent comedian. Seriously

4) Firemen? WTF?

5) This movie, sadly, will appeal to a large number of people. It has pathetic losers hooking up with hot women, will feature gratuitous amounts of nudity (but nothing below the waist), and probably contains at least ten occurances of someone getting hit in the face.

Well, I'm going to go buy a gun.