nice poems for mums

There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them. ~Andre Gide



The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. ~Foster's Law



If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi



Sure there's no "I" in "team," but there is a "ME"! ~Author Unknown Sure you can psychoanalyze! But as Baehr used to say, why bother to sort garbage? ~Martin H. Fischer



The return makes one love the farewell. ~Alfred De Musset



Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning



The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. ~Max Stirner



In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Why must conversions always come so late? Why do people always apologize to corpses? ~David Brin



Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. ~Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. Kemble, 1902



No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. ~Ellen Glasgow



Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place. ~Frederic Bastiat



Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan. ~Quentin Crisp, "The Art of Celibacy"



Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. ~Author Unknown



In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker. ~Author Unknown



We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. ~Kin Hubbard



Antimetabole: figure of emphasis in which the words in one phrase or clause are replicated, exactly or closely, in reverse grammatical order in the next phrase or clause. It is similar to chiasmus although chiasmus does not use repetition of the same words or phrases. Example: "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." ~John F. Kennedy



All the arms we need are for hugging. ~Author Unknown



Troubles are a lot like people - they grow bigger if you nurse them. ~Author Unknown