sassy quotes about haters

One should no more deplore homosexuality than left-handedness. ~Towards a Quaker View of Sex, 1964



Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life. ~Phillip C. McGraw, The Ultimate Weight Solution: The 7 Keys to Weight Loss Freedom, 2003



The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker



There is something wrong in a government where they who do the most have the least. There is something wrong when honesty wears a rag, and rascality a robe; when the loving, the tender, eat a crust, while the infamous sit at banquets. ~Robert Ingersoll, A Lay Sermon There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn



Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed. ~Irene Peter



If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease. ~Robert Ingersoll



Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. ~Juvenal, Satires



Sometimes what we believe as coincidence is really just getting ourselves caught in an angel booby trap. ~Grey Livingston



I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known. ~Author Unknown



An incurable itch for scribbling takes possession of many, and grows inveterate in their insane breasts. ~Juvenal, Satires



There is this to be said for walking: It's the one mode of human locomotion by which a man proceeds on his own two feet, upright, erect, as a man should be, not squatting on his rear haunches like a frog. ~Edward Abbey



How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by the character Homer Simpson



Every dogma has its day, but ideals are eternal. ~Israel Zangwill Every duty which is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back. ~Charles Kingsley



Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference. ~Arie Pencovici



How many things are there which I do not want. ~Socrates



Vision without action is a daydream. Action with without vision is a nightmare. ~Japanese Proverb



There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in. ~Graham Greene, The Power and the Glory (thanks Harold)



I don't play the field - I rule the sidelines. ~Author Unknown



The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~Ambrose Bierce



When I admire the wonder of a sunset or the beauty of the moon, my soul expands in worship of the Creator. ~Mahatma Gandhi