Life is not long, and too much of it must not pass in idle deliberation how it shall be spent. ~Samuel Johnson
Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. ~Walter Cronkite
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. ~Will Rogers
A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure. ~Lee Segall
The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. ~Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~Woody Allen
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti
A liar is always lavish of oaths. ~Pierre Corneille
The artist uses the talent he has, wishing he had more talent. The talent uses the artist it has, wishing it had more artist. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. ~James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion, 1926
Carelessness doesn't bounce; it shatters. ~Hartman Jule
Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may. ~Mark Twain
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. ~Author Unknown
Only the poet has any right to be sorry for the poor, if he has anything to spare when he has thought of the dull, commonplace rich. ~William Bolitho
My favorite animal is steak. ~Fran Lebowitz
Healthy children will not fear life if their elders have integrity enough not to fear death. ~Erik H. Erikson
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. ~P. J. O'Rourke
You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. ~Bonnie Prudden
Health and cheerfulness naturally beget each other. ~Joseph Addison
The public is hedged about by so many goddam bookkeepers that no time is left in which to produce. More time is spent in carrying out garbage than in carrying in food. ~Martin H. Fischer
The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands. ~Author Unknown
On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it's instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years. ~Judith Krantz
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? ~Woody Allen, "Selections from the Allen Notebooks," Without Feathers, 1975
Perhaps time's definition of coal is the diamond. ~Kahlil Gibran
