well, my brother going ns soon and i laughed at him...its fun in army right?

He: i receive my army letter
me: good wad army...adventurous!! go jungle fun sia
He: u go lor! i tell u horror stories, then i tell u, u pee in ya pants
me: haha!! go ahead!i heard many and i tink its fun except fer the ghost in the bed
He: u noe ar... ya grenade u holding spoil de then suddenly explode... your become pieces
me: ....lost fer words..
He: haiz...go agua road...so pissed...
me: .....