Michaelbay.com has provided us with some new footage from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I should warn you that the first half of this clip is pretty awful, offering us a first look at the dialogue and plot elements (instead of focusing on the insane explosion elements seen in the trailer.) However if you can make it through that, the last minute is comprised of a ball busting action montage. There appears to be so much action in this film that I cannot conceive how it all fits together to form a logical story. And that's a good thing.
(if the footage doesn't play here, try youtube.)
The footage does raise a few questions. Number one...why did that Transformer have a walking stick...do robots age? Number two...why does Michael Bay have an obsession with robot's bodily fluids? First they pee, now the cry. Number three...why does Optimus Prime have such prominent lips? Number four...HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT THING AT 2:06? THAT THING IS FUCKING HUGE! IT'S FOOT IS A CRANE! Number five...did you notice Optimus Prime getting a roundhouse kick to the face at 2:08? Apparently these Transformers know Kung Fu. And most importantly, number six...what does Megan Fox see in Shia LaBeouf? And if she's into him...do you think I have a chance?
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen will be pitting giant robots againt even giant-er robots from June 25th
(if the footage doesn't play here, try youtube.)
The footage does raise a few questions. Number one...why did that Transformer have a walking stick...do robots age? Number two...why does Michael Bay have an obsession with robot's bodily fluids? First they pee, now the cry. Number three...why does Optimus Prime have such prominent lips? Number four...HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT THING AT 2:06? THAT THING IS FUCKING HUGE! IT'S FOOT IS A CRANE! Number five...did you notice Optimus Prime getting a roundhouse kick to the face at 2:08? Apparently these Transformers know Kung Fu. And most importantly, number six...what does Megan Fox see in Shia LaBeouf? And if she's into him...do you think I have a chance?
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen will be pitting giant robots againt even giant-er robots from June 25th
