This trailer really is quite incredible. Never before have so many things I despise been combined in one video, let alone one that's less than 30 seconds long. Take a look, but be ready to turn away from your moniter at a moments notice, because what you are about to see may cause spontaneous projectile vomiting.
Can't you just feel my angry rant brewing in the air? Here goes...
Simplistic kids movies that insult the intelligence of their viewers, cash-grabbing sequels with stupid titles, cartoon animals with high pitched voices, vintage characters that have been modernised/urbanised to appeal to "kids these days" (these chipmunks, in case you haven't heard, are totally down with the rap music), terrible voice overs and the 20th Century Fox corporation can all be found within this short clip...I shudder to think what the theatrical trailer will be like.
This kind of film is what is wrong with the world, and of course it's going to make a ton of money, because let's face it: people are stupid. Not you, not me, but everyone else (and especially their children) are idiots. Let's take a moment to contemplate our own superiority...and then go kill ourselves before we're overrun by screaming toddlers nagging their parents to buy them a happy meal so they can collect the limited edition Alvin toy that spouts catchphrases like "what up homes" and "yo we ain't your father's chipmunks" when you yank the pullstring.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel will be contaminating the minds of our nations children from Christmas Day...December 25th has always been a testament to whorish commercialism, so I suppose it's appropriate.
P.S. Did I mention that the film's official website can be found at www.munkyourself.com? Sweet jesus...
Can't you just feel my angry rant brewing in the air? Here goes...
Simplistic kids movies that insult the intelligence of their viewers, cash-grabbing sequels with stupid titles, cartoon animals with high pitched voices, vintage characters that have been modernised/urbanised to appeal to "kids these days" (these chipmunks, in case you haven't heard, are totally down with the rap music), terrible voice overs and the 20th Century Fox corporation can all be found within this short clip...I shudder to think what the theatrical trailer will be like.
This kind of film is what is wrong with the world, and of course it's going to make a ton of money, because let's face it: people are stupid. Not you, not me, but everyone else (and especially their children) are idiots. Let's take a moment to contemplate our own superiority...and then go kill ourselves before we're overrun by screaming toddlers nagging their parents to buy them a happy meal so they can collect the limited edition Alvin toy that spouts catchphrases like "what up homes" and "yo we ain't your father's chipmunks" when you yank the pullstring.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel will be contaminating the minds of our nations children from Christmas Day...December 25th has always been a testament to whorish commercialism, so I suppose it's appropriate.
P.S. Did I mention that the film's official website can be found at www.munkyourself.com? Sweet jesus...
