The results of the MTV Awards have just been announced and I thought I'd post the winners for the five people who have any interest (looking at you Robert Pattinson). The tween voters were out in force, giving Twilight and Highschool Musical 3 a total of seven statues between them (I weep for the future of mankind). I didn't watch the awards so I can't tell you what the ceremony was like, although I've heard reports that Andy Samberg did a good job hosting. Posted below are all the winners; I'm not going to be writing a full length sarcastic rant for each award, but aside from Heath Ledger's inevitable win for best villain, the following rule seems to apply: every decision is wrong. But what can you expect? They voters were MTV viewers.Just before I get to winners, I would like to share this one clip of Sasha Baren Cohen presenting the award for Best Male Performance. I'm not going to say anything about it...the video sort of speaks for itself.
Obviously the tech guys knew what was going to happen, but I get the impression that Eminem wasn't in on the joke. I also like the expression of annoyance on Zac Efron's face as he gets completely upstaged.
But now, the moment you've all been waiting for...the winners of the MTV Movie Awards! The winners are italicised...I thought about putting my preferences in red, but then I realised I just didn't care.
BEST MOVIE
Twilight
The Dark Knight
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Iron Man
Slumdog Millionaire
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Angelina Jolie - Wanted
Anne Hathaway - Bride Wars
Kate Winslet - The Reader
Kristen Stewart - Twilight
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
I hear she's actually a good actress...just not in thisBEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Christian Bale - The Dark Knight
Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man
Shia LaBeouf - Eagle Eye
Vin Diesel - Fast & Furious
Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE FEMALE
Amanda Seyfried - Mamma Mia!
Ashley Tisdale - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Freida Pinto - Slumdog Millionaire
Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Vanessa Hudgens - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Kat Dennings - Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE MALE
Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Taylor Lautner - Twilight
Ben Barnes - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
Bobb’e J. Thompson - Role Models
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Amy Poehler - Baby Mama
Anna Faris - The House Bunny
James Franco - Pineapple Express
Jim Carrey - Yes Man
Steve Carell - Get Smart
Did anyone even see this movie?BEST VILLAIN
Derek Mears - Friday The 13th
Dwayne Johnson - Get Smart
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Johnathon Schaech - Prom Night
Luke Goss - Hellboy II: The Golden Army
BEST FIGHT
Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Hudson - Bride Wars
Christian Bale vs. Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Ron Perlman vs. Luke Goss - Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet - Twilight
Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride - Pineapple Express
BEST KISS
Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy - Wanted
Freida Pinto and Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
James Franco and Sean Penn - Milk
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon - I Love You, Man
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
BEST WTF MOMENT (New Category)
Amy Poehler - Baby Mama, Peeing In the Sink
Angelina Jolie - Wanted, Curved Bullet Kill
Ayush Mahesh Khedekar - Slumdog Millionaire, Jumping in the Poop Shed
Ben Stiller - Tropic Thunder, Tasting the Decapitated Head
Jason Segel and Kristen Bell - Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Naked Break-Up
BEST SONG FROM A MOVIE (New Category)
“Jai Ho” - AR Raham, Slumdog Millionaire
“The Wrestler” - Bruce Springsteen, The Wrestler
“The Climb” - Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
“Decode” - Paramore, Twilight
