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If you play with fire, you're gonna get burned. ~Saying



When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez



When you invite trouble, it's usually quick to accept. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.



If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast. ~William Tecumseh Sherman



Michael W. Fox, vice-president of the Humane Society, said that, "to call an animal with whom you share your life a 'pet,' is reminiscent of men's magazines where you (a figure of speech, don't take it personally) have the Pet of the Month." It is supposed that the continued use of the word "pet" to designate dogs or cats threatens to reduce their level of respect to the current status of twentieth century North American women. Now that's radical. ~The McGill Red Herring



If you're not in the parade, you watch the parade. That's life. ~Mike Ditka



The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. ~George Bernard Shaw



No man was ever great without a touch of divine afflatus. ~Cicero



Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. ~Elbert Hubbard



One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him. ~Booker T. Washington



Democracy is an abuse of statistics. ~Jorge Luis Borges



Have you ever observed a humming-bird moving about in an aerial dance among the flowers - a living prismatic gem.... it is a creature of such fairy-like loveliness as to mock all description. ~W.H. Hudson, Green Mansions



My whole life is waiting for the questions to which I have prepared answers. ~Tom Stoppard My whole trick is to keep the tune well out in front. If I play Tchaikovsky, I play his melodies and skip his spiritual struggle. ~Liberace



I believe that thrift is essential to well-ordered living. ~John D. Rockefeller



No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly. ~Desiderius Erasmus



Resting is the sort of thing you've got to work up to gradually. It's very dangerous to rest all of a sudden. ~From the movie Topper, 1937



We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. ~Horace Hutchinson



In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot. ~Mark Twain, Notebook, 1935



Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. ~George Smith Patton, War as I Knew It, 1947



Poker's a day to learn and a lifetime to master. ~Robert Williamson III