cute friendship and love quotes

A biophysicist talks physics to the biologists and biology to the physicists, but then he meets another biophysicist, they just discuss women. ~Author Unknown



A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ~Carl Reiner



If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters. ~Anita Bryant



Mothers ought to bring up and nurse their own children; for they bring them up with greater affection and with greater anxiety, as loving them from the heart, and so to speak, every inch of them. ~Plutarch



Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown



How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young? ~Paul Sweeney



"But" is a fence over which few leap. ~German Proverb



Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house. ~Henry Ward Beecher



The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale - you've licked the smoking habit. ~Robert Brault, 1973, www.robertbrault.com



Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. ~Paul Carvel



I've never known any trouble that an hour's reading didn't assuage. ~Charles de Secondat, Baron de la Brede et de Montesquieu, Pensees Diverses



All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first. ~James Thurber



There come times when I have nothing more to tell God. If I were to continue to pray in words, I would have to repeat what I have already said. At such times it is wonderful to say to God, "May I be in Thy presence, Lord? I have nothing more to say to Thee, but I do love to be in Thy presence." ~O. Hallesby



The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. ~Calvin Trillin



How reluctantly the mind consents to reality! ~Norman Douglas



Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the broad, general principles, of course. I mean to say, I know that the main scheme is to work the ball down the field somehow and deposit it over the line at the other end and that, in order to squalch this programme, each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellowman which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench. ~P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves, 1930



You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by; but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by. ~James Matthew Barrie



Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy they are, who already possess it. ~Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld



I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent. ~Nick Lyons, Bright Rivers, 1977