cute quotes about not being perfect

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out. ~Calvin



A man is two people, himself and his cock. A man always takes his friend to the party. Of the two, the friend is the nicer, being more able to show his feelings. ~Beryl Bainbridge



For the first time in the history of the world, every human being is now subjected to contact with dangerous chemicals, from the moment of conception until death. ~Rachel Carson, Silent Spring, 1962



I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. ~Gilda Radner



Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again. ~Rosa Parks



The best way to break a bad habit is to drop it. ~Leo Aikman



Insight is better than eyesight when it comes to seeing an angel. ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994



If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with "Let's Make a Deal." ~Fran Lebowitz



In life's poker game, the optimist sees the pessimist's night and raises him the sunrise. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Women are all female impersonators to some degree. ~Susan Brownmiller



If you want to understand democracy, spend less time in the library with Plato, and more time in the buses with people. ~Simeon Strunsky



I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with. ~Gene Perret



Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their own self-importance, learn so easily. ~Thomas Szasz



Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become. ~Mary McGrory



Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. ~Don Herold



We drink one another's health and spoil our own. ~Jerome K. Jerome



Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. ~William Feather



She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind. ~Toni Morrison, Beloved



Money often costs too much. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. ~Niccolo Machiavelli