funny friends quotes
The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire. ~Ferdinand Foch
Money may talk, but chocolate sings. ~Author Unknown
What a wonderful thing is the mail, capable of conveying across continents a warm human hand-clasp. ~Author Unknown
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. ~Brad Park We give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. ~Author Unknown
It is seldom indeed that one parts on good terms, because if one were on good terms one would not part. ~Marcel Proust, The Fugitive, Remembrance of Things Past, 1925
On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
When one of my plants dies, I die a little inside, too. ~Linda Solegato
We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. ~Horace Hutchinson
A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do. ~Lois Wyse
It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart. ~Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Belief in karma ought to make the life pure, strong, serene, and glad. Only our own deeds can hinder us; only our own will can fetter us. Once let men recognize this truth, and the hour of their liberation has struck. Nature cannot enslave the soul that by wisdom has gained power and uses both in love. ~Annie Besant
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. ~Gilda Radner
Everything's got a moral if only you can find it. ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
In general, of course, a stranger who tries to get you into an automobile is anything but noble, and in general a person who quotes great American novelists is anything but treacherous, and in general a man who says you needn't worry about money, or a man who smokes cigarettes, is somewhere in between. ~Lemony Snicket
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. ~Proverb
Spring is sooner recognized by plants than by men. ~Chinese Proverb
Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling. ~James E. Starrs
We don't need to increase our goods nearly as much as we need to scale down our wants. Not wanting something is as good as possessing it. ~Donald Horban
History does not teach fatalism. There are moments when the will of a handful of free men breaks through determinism and opens up new roads. People get the history they deserve. ~Charles de Gaulle
If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. ~Author Unknown
