funny quotes for school

Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. ~Calvin Coolidge, 1927



On the whole, the happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. ~William R. Inge



Mirrors should think longer before they reflect. ~Jean Cocteau



I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can, but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you are the explanation. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



God is good, but never dance in a small boat. ~Irish Saying



The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature but plunges him more deeply into them. ~Saint-Exupery, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939



The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer. ~Author Unknown



All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching? ~Nicholas Johnson



Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. ~Oscar Wilde Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. ~Svatmarama, Hatha Yoga Pradipika



Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach



The dying Jesus is the evidence of God's anger toward sin; but the living Jesus is the proof of God's love and forgiveness. ~Lorenz Eifert The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. ~Carol Matthau



There is only one trait which is irreparable in a statesman: honesty! Honesty is negative and sterile; it is ignorant of the correct evaluation of appetite and ambition - the only powers through which you can found anything durable. ~"The Mission," Chapter 3



The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



Ultimate office automation - networked coffee machines. ~Author Unknown



Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. ~George Eliot



You will find poetry nowhere unless you bring some of it with you. ~Joseph Joubert



There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us. ~F.H. Bradley, Aphorisms



Nature decrees that we do not exceed the speed of light. All other impossibilities are optional. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going. ~Author Unknown



Ruin and recovery are both from within. ~Epictetus