happy birthday quotes for grandma
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow
America is a tune. It must be sung together. ~Gerald Stanley Lee, Crowds
War is a game which were their subjects wise, kings would not play at. ~William Cowper
The unrecorded past is none other than our old friend, the tree in the primeval forest which fell without being heard. ~Barbara Tuchman
Family quarrels are bitter things. They don't go by any rules. They're not like aches or wounds; they're more like splits in the skin that won't heal because there's not enough material. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
It's been told that swimming is a wimp sport, but I don't see it. We don't get timeouts, in the middle of a race we can't stop and catch our breath, we can't roll on our stomachs and lie there, and we can't ask for a substitution. ~Dusty Hicks
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. ~Francis Bacon, Novum Organum, 1620
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. ~George Carlin
Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. ~Author Unknown
Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself. ~John Locke
Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries. ~Luis Bu�uel
May you get what you wish for. ~Old Chinese Curse
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. ~Stan Kelly-Bootle
Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing. ~Harper Lee
Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war. ~John Andrew Holmes, Wisdom in Small Doses
Language is the means of getting an idea from my brain into yours without surgery. ~Mark Amidon
A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. ~David Brinkley
Mother's milk, time-tested for millions of years, is the best nutrient for babies because it is nature's perfect food. ~Robert S. Mendelsohn
While we are sleeping, angels have conversations with our souls. ~Author Unknown
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~Colonel Potter, M*A*S*H