quotes about valentine

People understand contests. You take a bunch of kids throwing rocks at random and people look askance, but if you go and hold a rock-throwing contest - people understand that. ~Don Murray



The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. ~Gwyneth Paltrow



He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything. ~Arabic Proverb



We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies. ~Roderick Thorp, Rainbow Drive



There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a 'hottest part' implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool. This is obviously impossible. ~Richard Davisson



Truth is not determined by majority vote. ~Doug Gwyn



Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency - she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse. ~Jacques Seguela



The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. ~William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice



Is a stolen copyright a copywrong? ~Anonymous



We exaggerate misfortune and happiness alike. We are never as bad off or as happy as we say we are. ~Honore de Balzac



Worry ducks when purpose flies overhead. ~Terri Guillemets



The dance is a poem of which each movement is a word. ~Mata Hari



What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



We are all primary numbers divisible only by ourselves. ~Jean Guitton



If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn't want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, then he might have some conception of the classroom teacher's job. ~Donald D. Quinn



The mind is the most capricious of insects - flitting, fluttering. ~Virginia Woolf



To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. ~Henry Ward Beecher



If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. ~Jay Leno



Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. ~P.J. O'Rourke



Our ordinary mind always tries to persuade us that we are nothing but acorns and that our greatest happiness will be to become bigger, fatter, shinier acorns; but that is of interest only to pigs. Our faith gives us knowledge of something better: that we can become oak trees. ~E.F. Schumacher