quotes on quiz

The speedway ends at the cemetery. ~Author Unknown



There are many humorous things in the world, among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. ~Mark Twain, Following the Equator, 1897



I'm pretty sure it's a simple matter of climbing over that seemingly high (but actually rather unimpressive) obstacle. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. ~Victor Hugo



Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. ~Author Unknown



All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, "Yo Goober! Where's the meat?" I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. ~Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson



By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. ~Phyllis Diller



Habit is a cable; we weave a thread each day, and at last we cannot break it. ~Horace Mann



Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~Aerosmith



Fathers and sons are much more considerate of one another than mothers and daughters. ~Friedrich Nietzsche



A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain - then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system? ~Robert A. Heinlein



Rule #1: Use your good judgment in all situations. There will be no additional rules. ~Nordstrom's Employee Handbook



You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"



Writing comes more easily if you have something to say. ~Sholem Asch



The purpose of life is a life of purpose. ~Robert Byrne



I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done. ~Henry Ford



Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes. ~Oscar Wilde, Lady Windemere's Fan, 1896



America makes prodigious mistakes, America has colossal faults, but one thing cannot be denied: America is always on the move. She may be going to Hell, of course, but at least she isn't standing still. ~e.e. cummings



They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them. ~Mahatma Gandhi



You can awaken each day to obligations you never chose - or you can decide now to choose them. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com