best quotes on myself

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long. ~Ogden Nash



Things are not as bad as they seem. They are worse. ~Bill Press



He who fears he shall suffer, already suffers what he fears. ~Montaigne



It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. ~Mark Twain



Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. ~Evelyn Hendrickson Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. ~Evelyn Hendrickson



To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right. ~Confucius



If men liked shopping, they'd call it research. ~Cynthia Nelms



Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throats. ~Martin H. Fischer



There is but an inch of difference between the cushioned chamber and the padded cell. ~Gilbert Keith Chesterton



I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they'll find me like a strip of bacon - a streak of lean and a streak of fat. ~Texas Guinan



Losing is the great American sin. ~Jerome Holtzman



A door that seems to stand open must be a man's size, or it is not the door that Providence means for him. ~Henry Ward Beecher



Don't miss all the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for that pot of gold. ~Author Unknown



The signs of the zodiac are karmic patterns; the planets are the looms; the will is the weaver. ~Author Unknown



It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy. ~Lucille Ball



Ironically, rural America has become viewed by a growing number of Americans as having a higher quality of life not because of what it has, but rather because of what it does not have! ~Don A. Dillman



Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. ~Lemony Snicket



God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily. ~Author Unknown



Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment. ~Seneca



Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds. ~Norman Vincent Peale