birthday wishes quotes for husband

My childhood may be over, but that doesn't mean playtime is. ~Ron Olson



Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired. ~Richard Kemph



Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 9



Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. ~Doug Plank



I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. ~George Carlin



If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul. ~Isaac Asimov, I. Asimov: A Memoir



Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. ~Author Unknown



The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art. ~Kenneth Tynan



A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do. ~Lois Wyse



Freedom means choosing your burden. ~Hephzibah Menuhin



Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt, and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen. ~Leonardo da Vinci



The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. ~Benjamin Disraeli



My mom blames California for me being a lesbian. "Everything was fine until you moved out there." "That's right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe. ~Coley Sohn



As the days grow short, some faces grow long. But not mine. Every autumn, when the wind turns cold and darkness comes early, I am suddenly happy. It's time to start making soup again. ~Leslie Newman



Curlers rock and roll! ~Saying of the sport



In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. ~Cicero



Science, at bottom, is really anti-intellectual. It always distrusts pure reason, and demands the production of objective fact. ~H.L. Mencken, Minority Report: H.L. Mencken's Notebook, 1956



If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live so as to deserve it. ~Immanuel Hermass von Fichte



Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. ~Jim Murray



Angels are never too distant to hear you. ~Author Unknown