funny inspiring quotes
Sometimes the best way to hold onto something is to let it go. ~Author Unknown
There is no finish line. ~Nike advertisement
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Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. ~E.L. Konigsburg
Most women are one man away from welfare. ~Gloria Steinem
Does breast milk come in chocolate? ~Author Unknown
I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue. "Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it." She looks up and gives me her full gaze. "Don't be ridiculous," she purrs, "I wrote it." ~Dilys Laing, "Miao"
We only part to meet again. ~John Gay
Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. ~Jon Winokur
If only Hitler and Mussolini could have a good game of bowls once a week at Geneva, I feel that Europe would not be as troubled as it is. ~R.G. Briscow
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. ~Larry McMurtry, Some Can Whistle
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats
Our country is the world, our countrymen are all mankind. We love the land of our nativity, only as we love all other lands. The interests, rights, and liberties of American citizens are no more dear to us than are those of the whole human race. Hence we can allow no appeal to patriotism, to revenge any national insult or injury. ~William Lloyd Garrison, Declaration of Sentiments, Boston Peace Conference, 1838
It's a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man. ~David Harris
If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance. ~Bern Williams
The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. ~Tim Cahill
The test of real literature is that it will bear repetition. We read over the same pages again and again, and always with fresh delight. ~Samual McChord Crothers
Man embraces in his makeup all the natural orders; he's a squid, a mollusk, a sucker and a buzzard; sometimes he's a cerebrate. ~Martin H. Fischer
We have smothered ourselves, buried ourselves, in the vast heap of information which all of us have and none of us has. ~Gamaliel Bradford
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. ~Doug Larson