Arizona looks like a battle on Mars. ~Author Unknown
Chance is always powerful, let your hook always be cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. ~Ovid
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. ~Florynce R. Kennedy, 1973
Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun. ~George Scialabba
No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined. ~Paul Gallico
Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the broad, general principles, of course. I mean to say, I know that the main scheme is to work the ball down the field somehow and deposit it over the line at the other end and that, in order to squalch this programme, each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellowman which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench. ~P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves, 1930
We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. ~W.B. Yeats
He was a very valiant man who first adventured on eating oysters. ~James I
Untold suffering seldom is. ~Franklin P. Jones
Always be a poet, even in prose. ~Charles Baudelaire, "My Heart Laid Bare," Intimate Journals, 1864
She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway. ~Rob Thomas, "3 A.M."
There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship. ~Iris Murdoch
None are so blind as those who will not see. ~Author Unknown
Good fortune shies away from gloom. Keep your spirits up. Good things will come to you and you will come to good things. ~Glorie Abelhas
Men of lean habit of body are commonly a long time healthy, having good appetites and strong stomachs for digestion. ~Tobias Venner
Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. ~Bob Ekstrom
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. ~William S. Gilbert
Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon. ~Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Lisa Simpson
Man is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind. He is the only animal that for sordid wages will march out... and help to slaughter strangers of his own species who have done him no harm and with whom he has no quarrel.... And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for "the universal brotherhood of man" - with his mouth. ~Mark Twain
Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. ~Author Unknown
Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat
Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. ~Iris Murdoch
Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt. ~B. Graham Dienert
I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter! ~Author Unknown
