Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting. ~Daniel 5:27
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. ~G.M. Weilacher
There is no strong performance without a little fanaticism in the performer. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. ~Author Unknown
To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart. ~Phyllis Theroux
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. ~Jeanette Rankin
One must look hard through history to find when a clear understanding of the truth moved anyone to fire the first shot. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. ~Pablo Picasso
And, little Butterfly! Indeed
A little candor never leaves me. It is what protects me. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
There is but an inch of difference between the cushioned chamber and the padded cell. ~Gilbert Keith Chesterton
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner
In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin - consideration for their feelings. As it usually turns out this is an enormous, unthinkable inflation few men will remit, or if they will, only with a sense of being overcharged. ~Elizabeth Hardwick, Seduction and Betrayal, 1974
Gone golfin'... be back dark thirty. ~Author Unknown
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. ~Abraham Maslow
In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Once one has seen God, what is the remedy? ~Sylvia Plath, "Mystic"
When "Why not do it?" barely outweights "Why do it?" - don't do it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. ~Horace
Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile. ~Author Unknown
Contrary to popular belief, there most certainly is an "I" in "team." It is the same "I" that appears three times in "responsibility." ~Amber Harding
Education makes machines which act like men and produces men who act like machines. ~Erich Fromm
Science is simply common sense at its best. ~Thomas Huxley
