If the people were a little more ignorant, astrology would flourish... ~Robert G. Ingersoll
The future is dark, the present burdensome. Only the past, dead and buried, bears contemplation. ~G.R. Elton, The Practice of History
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis
There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. ~Author Unknown
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. ~Bill Gates
Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light. ~Norman B. Rice
A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad. ~John Andrew Holmes
I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest. The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable. ~Mrs. Robert A. Taft
The moral flabbiness born of the bitch-goddess SUCCESS. That - with the squalid interpretation put on the word success - is our national disease. ~William James, 11 September 1906
But how is this legal plunder to be identified? Quite simply. See if the law takes from some persons what belongs to them, and gives it to other persons to whom it does not belong. See if the law benefits one citizen at the expense of another by doing what the citizen himself cannot do without committing a crime. ~Frederic Bastiat, The Law
Not unfortunately the universe is wild - game-flavoured as a hawk's wing. ~B.P. Blood
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. ~Abraham Lincoln
A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of idea. ~John Ciardi
The only difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word "fuck." ~Author Unknown
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown
When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal. ~Mac O'Grady
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. ~Henry Ford
I guess I've spent my life listening to what wasn't being said. ~Eli Khamarov, America Explained!
Our prayers should be for blessings in general, for God knows best what is good for us. ~Socrates
Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular. ~E.V. Lucas
It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. ~Lawrence Durrell, Justine, 1957
I am getting old and the sign of old age is that I begin to philosophize and ponder over problems which should not be my concern at all. ~Jawaharlal Nehru
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. ~George Bernard Shaw
The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today.... ~Linda Goodman
