famous quotes on women

Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude. ~Ralph Marston



Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that. ~Bob Edwards



In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. ~Lenny Bruce



Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. ~Ernest Hemingway



Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.



Time is the most undefinable yet paradoxical of things; the past is gone, the future is not come, and the present becomes the past even while we attempt to define it, and, like the flash of lightning, at once exists and expires. ~Charles Caleb Colton



When you teach your son, you teach your son's son. ~The Talmud



When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart. ~John Wesley



It is not without good reason said, that he who has not a good memory should never take upon him the trade of lying. ~Michel de Montaigne, translated



October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. ~Mark Twain



When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray



Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. ~Woody Allen



The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. ~Bill Maher



The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs. ~Alphonse Toussenel



What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely. ~Franklin P. Jones



You can overcome anything if you don't bellyache. ~Bernard M. Baruch



Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams



Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. ~Chinese Proverb



Hair brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices. ~Shana Alexander



A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do. ~Eric Hodgins