life and death quotes

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. ~J. Osterhout



I hate weekends because there is no stock market. ~Rene Rivkin



There's such a thin line between winning and losing. ~John R. Tunis



Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling. ~Author Unknown



I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit. ~Mae West



First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternity. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



God's will is not an itinerary, but an attitude. ~Andrew Dhuse



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Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working. ~Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top



Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968



Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving. ~O. Henry, Heart of the West, 1907



We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. ~Martin L. Gross, A Call for Revolution, 1993



Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. ~Marston Bates



Are they dead that yet speak louder than we can speak, and a more universal language? Are they dead that yet act? Are they dead that yet move upon society and inspire the people with nobler motives and more heroic patriotism? ~Henry Ward Beecher



My test of a good novel is dreading to begin the last chapter. ~Thomas Helm



I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it? ~Author Unknown



Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. ~Henry Ward Beecher



I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 3



The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent. ~Mell Lazarus



Promises make debt, and debt makes promises. ~Dutch Proverb