funny best friends forever quotes

I never saw a discontented tree. They grip the ground as though they liked it, and though fast rooted they travel about as far as we do. They go wandering forth in all directions with every wind, going and coming like ourselves, traveling with us around the sun two million miles a day, and through space heaven knows how fast and far! ~John Muir



What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Baseball is an island of activity amidst a sea of statistics. ~Author Unknown



Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities



The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. ~Author Unknown



The greatest truths are the simplest: so likewise are the greatest men. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. ~Bill Walton



The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends. ~Saki



The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. ~William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice



You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco. ~Bruce Bye



History is a living whole. If one organ be removed, it is nothing but a lifeless mass. ~Frederic Harrison, The Meaning of History History is a mighty dramos, enacted upon the theatre of times, with suns for lamps and eternity for a background. ~Thomas Carlyle



You're not dumb, or stupid, just thoroughly wrong. ~Jerry Kopke



The night walked down the sky with the moon in her hand. ~Frederick L. Knowles



If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong. ~Pat Parelli



There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. ~George Bernard Shaw



Silence never won rights. They are not handed down from above; they are forced by pressures from below. ~Roger Baldwin



Canst thou bind, the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion? ~Job 38:31



Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. ~Hank Ketchum



The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?" ~Eve Merriam