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A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving. ~Lao Tzu



Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. ~From the movie Arthur



Consider the man on horseback, and I have been a man on horseback for most of my life. Well, mostly he is a good man, but there is a change in him as soon as he mounts. Every man on horseback is an arrogant man, however gentle he may be on foot. The man in the automobile is one thousand times as dangerous. I tell you, it will engender absolute selfishness in mankind if the driving of automobiles becomes common. It will breed violence on a scale never seen before. It will mark the end of the family as we know it, the three or four generations living happily in one home. It will destroy the sense of neighborhood and the true sense of Nation. It will create giantized cankers of cities, false opulence of suburbs, ruinized countryside, and unhealthy conglomerations of specialized farming and manufacturing. It will make every man a tyrant. ~R.A. Lafferty, "Interurban Queen," 1970, a short story set in the late 1800s (Thanks, Sam!)



A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Night is the blotting paper for many sorrows. ~Author Unknown



Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. ~Marcus Aurelius Antoninus



Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. ~Author Unknown



The sense of smell can be extraordinarily evocative, bringing back pictures as sharp as photographs of scenes that had left the conscious mind. ~Thalassa Cruso, To Everything There is a Season, 1973



There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap." ~Carrie Fisher



There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~Jerry Seinfeld



Boobs are for breastfeeding. ~Author Unknown



For me, painting is a way to forget life. It is a cry in the night, a strangled laugh. ~Georges Rouault



When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us? ~Pam Brown



The true peace of God begins at any spot a thousand miles from the nearest land. ~Joseph Conrad



An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. ~John Buchan



Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. ~Red Skelton



People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross. ~Author Unknown



I think there's just one kind of folks. Folks. ~Harper Lee



Short A: Don't copy my entire site.



You could move. ~Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood