funny quotes on money

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. ~Jerry Seinfeld



God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me. ~Author Unknown



If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. ~Kurt Lewin



Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers. ~Mary Tyler Moore



I always fear that creation will expire before teatime. ~Sydney Smith



Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them. ~Compton MacKenzie



The serve was invented so that the net could play. ~Bill Cosby



Why do children want to grow up? Because they experience their lives as constrained by immaturity and perceive adulthood as a condition of greater freedom and opportunity. But what is there today, in America, that very poor and very rich adolescents want to do but cannot do? Not much: they can "do" drugs, "have" sex, "make" babies, and "get" money (from their parents, crime, or the State). For such adolescents, adulthood becomes synonymous with responsibility rather than liberty. Is it any surprise that they remain adolescents? ~Thomas Szasz



What we call reality is an agreement that people have arrived at to make life more livable. ~Louise Nevelson



I love my freedom. I love my America. ~Jessi Lane Adams



Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five. ~Pam Brown



The friend within the man is that part of him which belongs to you and opens to you a door which never, perhaps, is opened to another. Such a friend is true, and all he says is true; and he loves you even if he hates you in other mansions of his heart. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by Stuart Gilbert



All philosophy in two words, - sustain and abstain. ~Epictetus



In solitude, where we are least alone. ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage



Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ~Henry David Thoreau



You are my sonshine. ~Author Unknown



The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work. ~Author Unknown



God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? ~Graffiti



I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that. ~Lauren Bacall



They will say that you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin