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We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity. ~Will Rogers
Skipping gives the adult a well-deserved break and lets the inner child be in charge for a while. ~Opal Montagne
I believe there are more urgent and honorable occupations than the incomparable waste of time we call suffering. ~Colette
Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you get off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking. ~Gene Mauch
The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial. ~Leonard Bernstein
Excuses are the tools with which persons with no purpose in view build for themselves great monuments of nothing. ~Steven Grayhm
The cool thing about free will is that even if one has a huge bag of karma there is still a lot of free will for all those souls coming into the world. ~Kuan Yin
Teamwork divides the task and multiplies the success. ~Author Unknown
The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. ~George Bernard Shaw The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. ~George Bernard Shaw
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America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization. ~Georges Clemenceau
Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. ~Garrison Keillor
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. ~"Homer Simpson," from the television show The Simpsons
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Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. ~Robert Gallagher
Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue. ~Eugene O'Neill, The Great God Brown, 1926
The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. ~Frank Barron, Think, November-December 1962
What's done to children, they will do to society. ~Karl Menninger
That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure. ~Denise McCanles
