funny quotes about men being jerks
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. ~Aristotle
The greatest crimes are caused by surfeit, not by want. ~Aristotle, Politics
It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Economic advance is not the same thing as human progress. ~John Clapham, A Concise Economic History of Britain, 1957
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~Jay McInerney
Yoga in Mayfair or Fifth Avenue, or in any other place which is on the telephone, is a spiritual fake. ~Carl Jung
Look at the rainbow, and praise him who made it; it is exceedingly beautiful in its brightness. It encircles the sky with its glorious arc; the hands of the Most High have stretched it out. ~Bible, Ecclesiasticus (Apocrypha) 43:11-12
Today the world changes so quickly that in growing up we take leave not just of youth but of the world we were young in. ~Peter Medawar
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul Fadiman
I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do. ~D. Dale Gulledge
When we trust the makers of baby formula more than we do our own ability to nourish our babies, we lose a chance to claim an aspect of our power as women. Thinking that baby formula is as good as breast milk is believing that thirty years of technology is superior to three million years of nature's evolution. Countless women have regained trust in their bodies through nursing their children, even if they weren't sure at first that they could do it. It is an act of female power, and I think of it as feminism in its purest form. ~Christine Northrup
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary. ~Albert Einstein
Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence. ~Samuel Johnson
Happiness lies, first of all, in health. ~George William Curtis, Lotus-Eating
I love the valiant; but it is not enough to wield a broadsword, one must also know against whom. ~Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra, 1892
The most useful piece of learning for the uses of life is to unlearn what is untrue. ~Antisthenes
If you're enough lucky to be Irish, you're lucky enough! ~Irish Saying
Quote A: �The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.� ~Jon Stewart Quote A: �Then there's the joy of getting your desk clean, and knowing that all your letters are answered, and you can see the wood on it again.� ~C.A. Johnson
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet. ~James Openheim
I have known a German Prince with more titles than subjects, and a Spanish nobleman with more names than shirts. ~Oliver Goldsmith I have known no man of genius who had not to pay, in some affliction or defect, either physical or spiritual, for what the gods had given him. ~Max Beerbohm, Zuleika Dobson, 1911
