Now before you get too excited - and I mean that in every sense of the word - the following trailer is completely G rated, which means no sex, no nudity and no inappropriate use of Batman's utility belt. But even if I have to trawl through every seedy adult site and smutty chatroom this side of 4chan, I will not rest until I find the full and uncut trailer.
Because at the end of the day, I'm the kind of blogger who's willing to go the extra mile for his readers. You're welcome.
The sadest thing about this film is that actress ("actress") Tori Black, a woman whose filmography contains over 500 titles including Cougar Cruisin', One Last Ride and Sexual Blacktivity (please tell me that's a parody of Paranormal Activity) will still probably do a better job playing Catwoman than Halle Berry did.
Batman XXX: A Porn Parody will be available on DVD from May 2th
Full credit to my buddy Brett for linking me to this trailer - how exactly he stumbled across it is between him and his psychologically scared internet service provider.
Because at the end of the day, I'm the kind of blogger who's willing to go the extra mile for his readers. You're welcome.
The sadest thing about this film is that actress ("actress") Tori Black, a woman whose filmography contains over 500 titles including Cougar Cruisin', One Last Ride and Sexual Blacktivity (please tell me that's a parody of Paranormal Activity) will still probably do a better job playing Catwoman than Halle Berry did.
Batman XXX: A Porn Parody will be available on DVD from May 2th
Full credit to my buddy Brett for linking me to this trailer - how exactly he stumbled across it is between him and his psychologically scared internet service provider.
